mFlight wrote:

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This is about as bad as the ass hole who microwaved his own poop because an employee pissed him off for a very stupid reason.  The customers lost their privilege of a courtesy microwave after that.  They were pissed for three weeks but adjusted.  One ass hole ruins it for everyone.

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Anonymous wrote:

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Today some sub human thought it would be funny to place their turd in the paper towel dispenser. But what made it worse is they smushed it in the rollers so when the customer would wave their hand to get a paper towel they got the towel half sh!t covered!! Why in the hell would some one be so gross?!

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Both stories are hilarious!  This **** makes my day!

I had a customer.

Bought fancy organic pistachios.

After trying to hide cold chicken in the checkstand.

And complaining that hot chicken wasn't EBT.

Opened the pistachios as his wife was paying.

Stuck a handful in his mouth.

Crunched some.

And spat the shells on the checkstand before his wife even paid.

Cherry season is even worse.

And then sunflower seeds.

I had a morbidly obese manager who loved to shop the store.  And it was almost fantastic.

Except she always used an electric cart.

While chewing sunflower seeds.

Rather than spitting them somewhere reasonable, she loved to spit them under the shelf.  Loved it.  Every day she worked.

Inventory time, when they'd sweep under the shelf...  It was bad.  But she was salaried, so it didn't matter.