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I always  take a 30 minute  dump when i clock in. Today  i was sent home  for 2 days  for stealing  time.   Anyone  ever have  this  problem? 

 



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Well on the bright side you can now fully enjoy your bowel movements in all their glory in the privacy of your own bathroom. That's a plus, right?



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clock in at 8am----dump

clock in at 1230pm---dump

funny how no matter what time it be, you always have to poop LOL.  I feel your pain.  It's nice to take a solid break upon arrival, get you in the mood to deal..



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It's a troll thread, but for real I have a friend who deliberately eats a great big messy breakfast full of fiber just for this very reason. He can spend 15--20 minutes on the sh!tter right after he clocks in biggrin



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It's a troll thread, but for real I have a friend who deliberately eats a great big messy breakfast full of fiber just for this very reason. He can spend 15--20 minutes on the sh!tter right after he clocks in biggrin


 Doubt it. When you gotta go ya gotta go



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My boss makes a dollar and I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.



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Anonymous wrote:

I always  take a 30 minute  dump when i clock in. Today  i was sent home  for 2 days  for stealing  time.   Anyone  ever have  this  problem? 

 


 Lol this is gross



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Anonymous wrote:

I always  take a 30 minute  dump when i clock in. Today  i was sent home  for 2 days  for stealing  time.   Anyone  ever have  this  problem? 

 


 Our entire produce department does this every shift.  A bunch of overweight guys that go straight to the bathroom right after they punch in, spend at least 10 minutes in the stall.  Not just 1 guy but every guy that works over there.  Both store bathrooms are on the side of the store that I work on and I see this daily.  The produce department is on the opposite side of the store from where the bathrooms are, so a lot of time lost.  Gotta be grazing on grapes and **** all day long over there to have so many bowel movements.  We are on our 3rd produce manager in the last 14 months because they fail every "high up" inspection the store has and the manager keeps getting bumped down.



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