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so my store is offering early retirement buyouts!!!!!
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came up at a series of meetings this morning and it looks GREAT! I've been with this once awesome company for 20 + years and I am SO ready to be out, but I can't afford to just levae, and I'm too old to start fresh (like most Americans). So they're talkin about anyone with 15 yrs + in getting a 85% of total earnings buy out----with benefits continuing til age 65!! Just one problem, tho. You gotta give up one healthy kidney or an ovary if you're a woman, or youre young and hot (male or female) you have to perform sex acts on the higher ups in Cinci. So I don't really qualify cuz I'm already down to only one kidney now, and I AIN'T fkin no men.



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You bastard. I thought this was real. I need an early buy out.



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You bastard. I thought this was real. I need an early buy out.


 Lol



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came up at a series of meetings this morning and it looks GREAT! I've been with this once awesome company for 20 + years and I am SO ready to be out, but I can't afford to just levae, and I'm too old to start fresh (like most Americans). So they're talkin about anyone with 15 yrs + in getting a 85% of total earnings buy out----with benefits continuing til age 65!! Just one problem, tho. You gotta give up one healthy kidney or an ovary if you're a woman, or youre young and hot (male or female) you have to perform sex acts on the higher ups in Cinci. So I don't really qualify cuz I'm already down to only one kidney now, and I AIN'T fkin no men.


 Seriously, what is wrong with you?  What you're doing isn't funny.  It's pathetic.



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Anonymous wrote:

came up at a series of meetings this morning and it looks GREAT! I've been with this once awesome company for 20 + years and I am SO ready to be out, but I can't afford to just levae, and I'm too old to start fresh (like most Americans). So they're talkin about anyone with 15 yrs + in getting a 85% of total earnings buy out----with benefits continuing til age 65!! Just one problem, tho. You gotta give up one healthy kidney or an ovary if you're a woman, or youre young and hot (male or female) you have to perform sex acts on the higher ups in Cinci. So I don't really qualify cuz I'm already down to only one kidney now, and I AIN'T fkin no men.


 awesome bait



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Anonymous wrote:

came up at a series of meetings this morning and it looks GREAT! I've been with this once awesome company for 20 + years and I am SO ready to be out, but I can't afford to just levae, and I'm too old to start fresh (like most Americans). So they're talkin about anyone with 15 yrs + in getting a 85% of total earnings buy out----with benefits continuing til age 65!! Just one problem, tho. You gotta give up one healthy kidney or an ovary if you're a woman, or youre young and hot (male or female) you have to perform sex acts on the higher ups in Cinci. So I don't really qualify cuz I'm already down to only one kidney now, and I AIN'T fkin no men.


 Anyone who read this was rickrolled. LOL

 



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