I mean it. I'm tired of dealing with you. You're a festering wart on the ass of society, and while I understand you all take turns riding short buses to work and you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms, that doesn't mean a thing to me, the consumer. My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
I mean it. I'm tired of dealing with you. You're a festering wart on the ass of society, and while I understand you all take turns riding short buses to work and you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms, that doesn't mean a thing to me, the consumer. My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
Please go chug some bleach now.
Thats what happens when you hire bums off the street. These people cant even bag groceries right, the cashiers cant add, and the stockers dont know their sales or where items are at. It a bit of a plus though cause when dont want something i put it back anywhere. just like week i didnt want these ice creams bars and kroger ice cream so i put it in the produce on top of the oranges. convenient! Ive also put milk and orange juice in the freezer along with a bag of apples i didnt want. kroger needs higher standards for their work force and not the simpletons like you find here.
You're a festering wart on the ass of society: Look who's talking.
And while I understand: No, you don't.
You all take turns riding short buses to work: I have my own car, thank you.
And you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms: Maybe you do. Who knows?
That doesn't mean a thing to me: You don't mean anything to us either, all.things considered.
My needs are very simple: You're very simple, period.
Adequate, intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require: Try looking for one of us that's like that. You'll know one when you see one.
YOU all fail miserably at even simply that: See the last one above.
Please go chug some bleach now: Take you're own advice.
I mean it. I'm tired of dealing with you. You're a festering wart on the ass of society, and while I understand you all take turns riding short buses to work and you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms, that doesn't mean a thing to me, the consumer. My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
You're a festering wart on the ass of society: Look who's talking.
And while I understand: No, you don't.
You all take turns riding short buses to work: I have my own car, thank you.
And you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms: Maybe you do. Who knows?
That doesn't mean a thing to me: You don't mean anything to us either, all.things considered.
My needs are very simple: You're very simple, period.
Adequate, intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require: Try looking for one of us that's like that. You'll know one when you see one.
YOU all fail miserably at even simply that: See the last one above.
Please go chug some bleach now: Take you're own advice.
Uhh ohhh some one is angry!!!!! You miserable ASS ociate hahahah
My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
It's a nice idea, but you aren't willing to pay for it, and neither is Kroger. You get what you pay for, and in this case, it's the minimum allowed by law and union contract. If it makes you feel better, we're all slowly and incompetently being replaced with technology.
Thats what happens when you hire bums off the street.
In all seriousness, one time we actually did hire a bum off the street to work in the deli (of all departments!). He lived behind the dumpster at the Circle K across the street.
As I understand it, he was a borderline acceptable worker until a regular income let his drug problem spiral back out of control.
I mean it. I'm tired of dealing with you. You're a festering wart on the ass of society, and while I understand you all take turns riding short buses to work and you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms, that doesn't mean a thing to me, the consumer. My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
Please go chug some bleach now.
And you find somewhere else to shop! I am tired of customers like you walking through spill's when someone is trying to clean it up. I am also tired of you trying to come in the front door I am trying to clean the glass and you just stand there looking dumb when the other door is open you stand their looking like a cow looking at a new gate.
I mean it. I'm tired of dealing with you. You're a festering wart on the ass of society, and while I understand you all take turns riding short buses to work and you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms, that doesn't mean a thing to me, the consumer. My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
Please go chug some bleach now.
And you find somewhere else to shop! I am tired of customers like you walking through spill's when someone is trying to clean it up. I am also tired of you trying to come in the front door I am trying to clean the glass and you just stand there looking dumb when the other door is open you stand their looking like a cow looking at a new gate.
And were tired of YOU not knowing your weekly sales, Were also tired of asking you were something simple like say hot sauce is at and the look on your stupid face is just DERP with your finger in your nose. Find some where else to work like cleaning toilets or picking trash up on the highway. Either that or VALUE US!!!
I mean it. I'm tired of dealing with you. You're a festering wart on the ass of society, and while I understand you all take turns riding short buses to work and you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms, that doesn't mean a thing to me, the consumer. My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
Please go chug some bleach now.
And you find somewhere else to shop! I am tired of customers like you walking through spill's when someone is trying to clean it up. I am also tired of you trying to come in the front door I am trying to clean the glass and you just stand there looking dumb when the other door is open you stand their looking like a cow looking at a new gate.
And were tired of YOU not knowing your weekly sales, Were also tired of asking you were something simple like say hot sauce is at and the look on your stupid face is just DERP with your finger in your nose. Find some where else to work like cleaning toilets or picking trash up on the highway. Either that or VALUE US!!!
WOW When someone ask where something is I always either show them or tell them. How do you know I don't? And I do not give a rat's ass about what's on sale. If the customer ask I get a sales paper and look.
I mean it. I'm tired of dealing with you. You're a festering wart on the ass of society, and while I understand you all take turns riding short buses to work and you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms, that doesn't mean a thing to me, the consumer. My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
Please go chug some bleach now.
And you find somewhere else to shop! I am tired of customers like you walking through spill's when someone is trying to clean it up. I am also tired of you trying to come in the front door I am trying to clean the glass and you just stand there looking dumb when the other door is open you stand their looking like a cow looking at a new gate.
And were tired of YOU not knowing your weekly sales, Were also tired of asking you were something simple like say hot sauce is at and the look on your stupid face is just DERP with your finger in your nose. Find some where else to work like cleaning toilets or picking trash up on the highway. Either that or VALUE US!!!
WOW When someone ask where something is I always either show them or tell them. How do you know I don't? And I do not give a rat's ass about what's on sale. If the customer ask I get a sales paper and look.
HIGHLY doubtful.. Every one know only the piss poor associates come here to fart, whine and just be lazy. And there it is folks! Doesnt give a rat's ass. This is why you only make 7.00 an hour and get zero respect. When you learn to VALUE US!! you might see some rewards, but until then youre just another lazy no good no help derpy associate.
I mean it. I'm tired of dealing with you. You're a festering wart on the ass of society, and while I understand you all take turns riding short buses to work and you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms, that doesn't mean a thing to me, the consumer. My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
Please go chug some bleach now.
And you find somewhere else to shop! I am tired of customers like you walking through spill's when someone is trying to clean it up. I am also tired of you trying to come in the front door I am trying to clean the glass and you just stand there looking dumb when the other door is open you stand their looking like a cow looking at a new gate.
And were tired of YOU not knowing your weekly sales, Were also tired of asking you were something simple like say hot sauce is at and the look on your stupid face is just DERP with your finger in your nose. Find some where else to work like cleaning toilets or picking trash up on the highway. Either that or VALUE US!!!
WOW When someone ask where something is I always either show them or tell them. How do you know I don't? And I do not give a rat's ass about what's on sale. If the customer ask I get a sales paper and look.
HIGHLY doubtful.. Every one know only the piss poor associates come here to fart, whine and just be lazy. And there it is folks! Doesnt give a rat's ass. This is why you only make 7.00 an hour and get zero respect. When you learn to VALUE US!! you might see some rewards, but until then youre just another lazy no good no help derpy associate.
If you want to be valued so much, go talk to Rosy and Palmala. Oh, and make sure that the lube is next to you. You're don't want chafed hands the next morning.
I mean it. I'm tired of dealing with you. You're a festering wart on the ass of society, and while I understand you all take turns riding short buses to work and you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms, that doesn't mean a thing to me, the consumer. My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
Please go chug some bleach now.
And you find somewhere else to shop! I am tired of customers like you walking through spill's when someone is trying to clean it up. I am also tired of you trying to come in the front door I am trying to clean the glass and you just stand there looking dumb when the other door is open you stand their looking like a cow looking at a new gate.
And were tired of YOU not knowing your weekly sales, Were also tired of asking you were something simple like say hot sauce is at and the look on your stupid face is just DERP with your finger in your nose. Find some where else to work like cleaning toilets or picking trash up on the highway. Either that or VALUE US!!!
WOW When someone ask where something is I always either show them or tell them. How do you know I don't? And I do not give a rat's ass about what's on sale. If the customer ask I get a sales paper and look.
HIGHLY doubtful.. Every one know only the piss poor associates come here to fart, whine and just be lazy. And there it is folks! Doesnt give a rat's ass. This is why you only make 7.00 an hour and get zero respect. When you learn to VALUE US!! you might see some rewards, but until then youre just another lazy no good no help derpy associate.
If you want to be valued so much, go talk to Rosy and Palmala. Oh, and make sure that the lube is next to you. You're don't want chafed hands the next morning.
There is no way for me to know every single item on sale. My mind does not have the sale paper stored like a computer hard disk. I barley get asked where anything is or where something is. Truth is I have been so busy lately I hardly even get sweep's done to even see customers and get asked. Monday I spent most of the day cleaning sidewalk. Today it took all morning to work supply truck 3 pallets.
I mean it. I'm tired of dealing with you. You're a festering wart on the ass of society, and while I understand you all take turns riding short buses to work and you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms, that doesn't mean a thing to me, the consumer. My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
Please go chug some bleach now.
And you find somewhere else to shop! I am tired of customers like you walking through spill's when someone is trying to clean it up. I am also tired of you trying to come in the front door I am trying to clean the glass and you just stand there looking dumb when the other door is open you stand their looking like a cow looking at a new gate.
And were tired of YOU not knowing your weekly sales, Were also tired of asking you were something simple like say hot sauce is at and the look on your stupid face is just DERP with your finger in your nose. Find some where else to work like cleaning toilets or picking trash up on the highway. Either that or VALUE US!!!
WOW When someone ask where something is I always either show them or tell them. How do you know I don't? And I do not give a rat's ass about what's on sale. If the customer ask I get a sales paper and look.
HIGHLY doubtful.. Every one know only the piss poor associates come here to fart, whine and just be lazy. And there it is folks! Doesnt give a rat's ass. This is why you only make 7.00 an hour and get zero respect. When you learn to VALUE US!! you might see some rewards, but until then youre just another lazy no good no help derpy associate.
If you want to be valued so much, go talk to Rosy and Palmala. Oh, and make sure that the lube is next to you. You're don't want chafed hands the next morning.
There is no way for me to know every single item on sale. My mind does not have the sale paper stored like a computer hard disk. I barley get asked where anything is or where something is. Truth is I have been so busy lately I hardly even get sweep's done to even see customers and get asked. Monday I spent most of the day cleaning sidewalk. Today it took all morning to work supply truck 3 pallets.
You have to know these things until then your just average.
I mean it. I'm tired of dealing with you. You're a festering wart on the ass of society, and while I understand you all take turns riding short buses to work and you have your mommies sign for your pay stubs and tax forms, that doesn't mean a thing to me, the consumer. My needs are very simple at Kroger: Adequate, semi-intelligent help who can point me in the correct directions for the things I require. That's it. YOU all fail miserably at even simply that!
Please go chug some bleach now.
And you find somewhere else to shop! I am tired of customers like you walking through spill's when someone is trying to clean it up. I am also tired of you trying to come in the front door I am trying to clean the glass and you just stand there looking dumb when the other door is open you stand their looking like a cow looking at a new gate.
And were tired of YOU not knowing your weekly sales, Were also tired of asking you were something simple like say hot sauce is at and the look on your stupid face is just DERP with your finger in your nose. Find some where else to work like cleaning toilets or picking trash up on the highway. Either that or VALUE US!!!
WOW When someone ask where something is I always either show them or tell them. How do you know I don't? And I do not give a rat's ass about what's on sale. If the customer ask I get a sales paper and look.
HIGHLY doubtful.. Every one know only the piss poor associates come here to fart, whine and just be lazy. And there it is folks! Doesnt give a rat's ass. This is why you only make 7.00 an hour and get zero respect. When you learn to VALUE US!! you might see some rewards, but until then youre just another lazy no good no help derpy associate.
If you want to be valued so much, go talk to Rosy and Palmala. Oh, and make sure that the lube is next to you. You're don't want chafed hands the next morning.
You and those she males will VALUE US!!! How else could you pay for that line yourself? We helped contribute to your tiny check. We are not highly satisfied really. But our quarters and dimes helped you do your gay thing.
some one is angry!!!!! You miserable ASS ociate hahahah
