Without fat and/or middle aged women, the company would fold almost overnight. I do love the Al Bundy style trolling, though. I feel like I understand him better every year.
But yeah, that's one of my Kroger fantasies.
Go to a problem customer's place of employment, present MS Paint fraudulent coupons of my own, make a mess, stick around as long as possible past closing until they get pissy, arrange whatever and "forget" my wallet, maybe spill a bottle of buttermilk on the carpet, that kind of stuff.
Sorry they were not sweet and reasonable. Fat and middle age is a deadly combination so those two should be gone soon. They shopping where they should in the mean time now you find a decent company to work for.
