You bring your own bags (and have those annoying white bags for your produce

You hold up customers in line behind you when you are tying up every single bag in your cart (usually this applies to black people only)

You purchase any of the following products:

Only2 bananas

You *insist* on paper bags-for a several hundred dollar order

You purchase GoGurt (means you have bratty kids at home)

If you have Boom Chic A Pop in your cart

You don't want to show ID for alcohol purchases "because your other store never asks me for ID" (I am calling BS on this-every Kroger in this area has asked me for ID)

You let your kids "ride" the cart in your store (or you let your kids joyride the electric scooters)