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When yall getting hand sanitizer?? You associates need to step it up get to the back room and stock the shelves already! stop hoarding it for yourselves you selfish hell pigs!!



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I've been drinking it,

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Would you like fries with th... I mean, your milk in a bag?



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I fed it to the trolls in my basement

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How about NO?!?

 

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I mix it with tonic water.  Steal a lime from produce and you've got yourself a real treat.



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I wanted to improve my moonshine recipe. 



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I am insane and I embrace it.
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As soon as the store closes, me and the rest of the overnight crew bathe in it while we throw cash at each others faces and laugh hysterically. Screw the customers.



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my bad I've been using it all when I jerk off to tranny porn.

 



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Anonymous wrote:

When yall getting hand sanitizer?? You associates need to step it up get to the back room and stock the shelves already! stop hoarding it for yourselves you selfish hell pigs!!


 Great responses thanks for the laughs!



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I LIKE BEER!!!! (Corona Beer)

 

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears
I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(He likes beer)
My wife often frowns when we're out on the town
And I'm wearing a suit and a tie
She's sipping vermouth and she thinks I'm uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by
I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(He likes beer)
Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (Awww)
I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(He likes beer)


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