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1. If I am doing a floor sweep, do not stop to ask me a stupid question. I have had up to 5 people stop me-and my sweep taking an hour!

2. Do NOT ask me "do you work here?" My standard answer to those people is: "I have a Kroger uniform on-what do you think?"

3. STOP trashing our bathrooms!

4. Do not come into our employee break room and start asking questions. What part of "I am off the clock" do you NOT understand?

5. Stop coming into my store reeking of marijuana!

6. Do not EVER call any of my co-workers the "N" word!!!!!

7. Don't ask the cashier I am bagging for to sell you the alcohol or cigarettes without ID-we are NOT going to jail for you!

8. STOP speeding in our parking lot. I am surprised that no one has been hit, but we have had our share of fender benders. Someone almost t-boned me last week.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Feel free to add to the above!



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Anonymous wrote:

1. If I am doing a floor sweep, do not stop to ask me a stupid question. I have had up to 5 people stop me-and my sweep taking an hour!

2. Do NOT ask me "do you work here?" My standard answer to those people is: "I have a Kroger uniform on-what do you think?"

3. STOP trashing our bathrooms!

4. Do not come into our employee break room and start asking questions. What part of "I am off the clock" do you NOT understand?

5. Stop coming into my store reeking of marijuana!

6. Do not EVER call any of my co-workers the "N" word!!!!!

7. Don't ask the cashier I am bagging for to sell you the alcohol or cigarettes without ID-we are NOT going to jail for you!

8. STOP speeding in our parking lot. I am surprised that no one has been hit, but we have had our share of fender benders. Someone almost t-boned me last week.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*******

 

 

 

Feel free to add to the above!


9.  If you're looking for a particular product, make sure you know the brand name and full description of it.  If you don't know what you're looking for, how am I?



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Anonymous

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10 . We do not break rules for you.  Manager hiding does not make you in charge.  Any story you tell about others doing it before sounds like pure B S.



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10 . We do not break rules for you.  Manager hiding does not make you in charge.  Any story you tell about others doing it before sounds like pure B S.


 Truth on that last one...And...

11. Do not spew your cherry pits all over the store (We are not your mothers and expect you to behave properly when you are in our stores...Those who do such things makes us wonder what their houses must be like!)

12. Do not spew your date pits all over the store (Again...We are not your mothers and expect you to behave properly when you are in our stores...Those who do such things makes us wonder what their houses must be like!)

13. Wear your mask. If it is mandated that you wear one in the store, then just wear one...We are sick and tired of hearing complaints every minute about having to wear a mask...In case, you didn't know, we don't necessarily like to wear them, either, but we do so out of public safety...So should you, if you can medically tolerate it! If you can't follow THAT SIMPLE OF A REQUEST, then please, for the health of yourself and others, please stay home and have your groceries delivered.

14. It is NOT our fault that we are not selling romaine, strawberries or whatever the "problem food" is this month...We did not instigate the recall, make a blunder at the factory or control the weather or natural disaster or whatever else may be causing the OOS.

15. Please read your ads carefully. The sale starts TOMORROW! It does not matter that you could only come in today. We can't give you that price ahead of time, because then it would be unfair for everyone else. And if you think we might be out of something, please call ahead to the store. If you live far away, it will save you time, money and gas, instead of coming to the store and then, complaining that you came ALL THIS WAY JUST FOR ONE THING and we don't have it. Like the Boy Scouts like to say, it's best to be prepared for any situation!

16. If you pick up meat from the meat department and then decide you don't want it, please do us a favor and return it to the meat department where it belongs. The front end, dairy, produce, frozen, seafood, deli, grocery sections, etc. are NOT the meat department! Same goes for any other item in any other section of the store (Again, we are not your mothers...)!

Thank you kindly.



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1. If I am doing a floor sweep, do not stop to ask me a stupid question. I have had up to 5 people stop me-and my sweep taking an hour!

Been there. And it's really good when you're called up and asked what's keeping you. 

 

2. Do NOT ask me "do you work here?" My standard answer to those people is: "I have a Kroger uniform on-what do you think?"

Been there, too. Maybe it would be easier on us if they meant a certain department. I've also been asked that. 

 

3. STOP trashing our bathrooms!

It's not just the customers. 

 

4. Do not come into our employee break room and start asking questions. What part of "I am off the clock" do you NOT understand?

Never had that happen, but I've heard from others. 

 

5. Stop coming into my store reeking of marijuana!

Again, it's not just the customers. 

 

6. Do not EVER call any of my co-workers the "N" word!!!!!

That's the undying truth. And it should go for any racial slurs. 

 

7. Don't ask the cashier I am bagging for to sell you the alcohol or cigarettes without ID-we are NOT going to jail for you!

You got that right. 

 

8. STOP speeding in our parking lot. I am surprised that no one has been hit, but we have had our share of fender benders. Someone almost t-boned me last week.

Again, been there. And honestly it hasn't been as bad as it used to be, but there's still a  moron once in a while. 

 



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Anonymous wrote:

9.  If you're looking for a particular product, make sure you know the brand name and full description of it.  If you don't know what you're looking for, how am I?

Sometimes it's easy, sometimes it isn't. 

 



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Anonymous wrote:

10 . We do not break rules for you.  Manager hiding does not make you in charge.  Any story you tell about others doing it before sounds like pure B S.


 Truth on that last one...And...

11. Do not spew your cherry pits all over the store (We are not your mothers and expect you to behave properly when you are in our stores...Those who do such things makes us wonder what their houses must be like!)

12. Do not spew your date pits all over the store (Again...We are not your mothers and expect you to behave properly when you are in our stores...Those who do such things makes us wonder what their houses must be like!)

13. Wear your mask. If it is mandated that you wear one in the store, then just wear one...We are sick and tired of hearing complaints every minute about having to wear a mask...In case, you didn't know, we don't necessarily like to wear them, either, but we do so out of public safety...So should you, if you can medically tolerate it! If you can't follow THAT SIMPLE OF A REQUEST, then please, for the health of yourself and others, please stay home and have your groceries delivered.

14. It is NOT our fault that we are not selling romaine, strawberries or whatever the "problem food" is this month...We did not instigate the recall, make a blunder at the factory or control the weather or natural disaster or whatever else may be causing the OOS.

15. Please read your ads carefully. The sale starts TOMORROW! It does not matter that you could only come in today. We can't give you that price ahead of time, because then it would be unfair for everyone else. And if you think we might be out of something, please call ahead to the store. If you live far away, it will save you time, money and gas, instead of coming to the store and then, complaining that you came ALL THIS WAY JUST FOR ONE THING and we don't have it. Like the Boy Scouts like to say, it's best to be prepared for any situation!

16. If you pick up meat from the meat department and then decide you don't want it, please do us a favor and return it to the meat department where it belongs. The front end, dairy, produce, frozen, seafood, deli, grocery sections, etc. are NOT the meat department! Same goes for any other item in any other section of the store (Again, we are not your mothers...)!

Thank you kindly.


 Number 10 and 13-16, AMEN! As for the other two, I've never seen nor heard of that happening. 



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Stop overexplaining stuff to me I can see. I already know. I dont need you to explain my job to me and I know what an orange is, thanks. Im not actually as stupid as you think.

If you dont like me personally,dont go check out with me, that simple. Im tired of having customers that hate my guts for zero reason insist on coming to my area and havnig a crap attitude. 

If I explain why you need to do something on UScan, just do it. Theres a reason for it. If I tell you to weigh something, its cause the machine is waiting on the weight of the item and you insisted on not weighing it.Just do it. You not wanting to do it wastes everyone's time and holds up the machine that other people need to use. 

I dont do things to make your life hard and miserable. It is my job to help you. 

I cant change crap about this company or the store. They dont care what I have to say. I cant tell them to do anything. Go complain to a manager or call corporate.

Get out of my face, thanks. Personal space is a thing

I dont want your viral plagues. Thanks.

 



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You had to drive past at least one gas station with better prices to get to mine.  If anything, you had to drive past two gas stations with better prices to get here.

Why are you here?

I'm going to spend a while reverse-packing your cigarettes every chance I have because you are a jerk every time.

Don't be a jerk.

The next time you are a jerk, we are sold out.  Sorry, ain't got none left.  Because you don't deserve to give me a handful of random coins.  It's not like I get a cut.

Rodney made sure 'bout that.



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11. Don't eat the damn grapes and walk away. Stealing is illegal scum!

 



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