9. Do NOT give attitude, or you WILL get it back (goes for BOTH associates AND customers)
10. If lines are long, call for another checker
12. Schedule MORE help especially on holidays
13. If you are out of a product, substitute for a similar item close in price.
14. If something wont ring up and there is no price on the shelf estimate a reasonable price and override it into your register.
15. If there are no carts outside rather than say, "the homeless takes them or we are ordering more" go out and LOOK for some. It does NO good to say the homeless took them or we are ordering more.
16. If someone says "there is broken glass outside in the lot" rather than say "we have lot maintenance to get that" CLEAN IT! if you have lot maintenance where are they? Because I do not see them.
9. Do NOT give attitude, or you WILL get it back (goes for BOTH associates AND customers)
10. If lines are long, call for another checker
12. Schedule MORE help especially on holidays
13. If you are out of a product, substitute for a similar item close in price.
14. If something wont ring up and there is no price on the shelf estimate a reasonable price and override it into your register.
15. If there are no carts outside rather than say, "the homeless takes them or we are ordering more" go out and LOOK for some. It does NO good to say the homeless took them or we are ordering more.
16. If someone says "there is broken glass outside in the lot" rather than say "we have lot maintenance to get that" CLEAN IT! if you have lot maintenance where are they? Because I do not see them.
Regarding #10...
It is not up to store associates to schedule more help at any time.
Regarding #15...
The location I currently work at has lost Many carts during the 4 years I have been working there.
9. Do NOT give attitude, or you WILL get it back (goes for BOTH associates AND customers)
10. If lines are long, call for another checker. Sorry, ELMS has cut hours. We have no help to give. No time, we are under much stress. Corporate cuts hours and DOES NOT CARE. Please call Cincinnati (Kroger Head Office) and complain. Listen to their muffled laughter.
12. Schedule MORE help especially on holidays Ha! Please call Cincinnati!!
13. If you are out of a product, substitute for a similar item close in price. OOS are often beyond our control , frequently because of poor ordering practices done above the local store level. Please call Cincinnati
14. If something wont ring up and there is no price on the shelf estimate a reasonable price and override it into your register.
15. If there are no carts outside rather than say, "the homeless takes them or we are ordering more" go out and LOOK for some. It does NO good to say the homeless took them or we are ordering more. Corporate won't let manager order more carts. Please call Cincinnati
16. If someone says "there is broken glass outside in the lot" rather than say "we have lot maintenance to get that" CLEAN IT! if you have lot maintenance where are they? Because I do not see them. Not enough help...........Please call Cincinnati
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
Do NOT give attitude, or you WILL get it back (goes for BOTH associates AND customers)
That's the undying truth. Treat others the way you want to be treated.
If lines are long, call for another checker
That's not our call to make.
Schedule MORE help especially on holidays
Again, not our call.
If you are out of a product, substitute for a similar item close in price.
We try to do that, but sometimes we might not have anything to substitute.
If something wont ring up and there is no price on the shelf estimate a reasonable price and override it into your register.
Rules are rules. We can't just figure it out. But that doesn't mean we won't get the right price.
If there are no carts outside rather than say, "the homeless takes them or we are ordering more" go out and LOOK for some. It does NO good to say the homeless took them or we are ordering more.
We have had homeless people take them. But our biggest problem is the lazy ones who don't get them and leaving a mess for everyone else to clean up.
If someone says "there is broken glass outside in the lot" rather than say "we have lot maintenance to get that" CLEAN IT! if you have lot maintenance where are they? Because I do not see them.
Usually the nearest bagger/courtesy clerk is told about it. Even one of us on lot duty will see it and take care of it.
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
Yeah its you ASSociates that stink. nice try but there are never customers around.... and learn how to quote. YOU WILL follow these rules and like it.
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
Can't you read stupid? I never said in the store... Prime example of the above lazy typical kroger employee. Go wash your ass
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
Can't you read stupid? I never said in the store... Prime example of the above lazy typical kroger employee. Go wash your ass
You're in the store and you said there aren't any customers around you IN THE STORE ASScociate. They're avoiding you for good reason ASScociate.
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
Can't you read stupid? I never said in the store... Prime example of the above lazy typical kroger employee. Go wash your ass
You're in the store and you said there aren't any customers around you IN THE STORE ASScociate. They're avoiding you for good reason ASScociate.
Yup just me shopping early in the morning so no one around in the store but ASSociates who just reek of smelly old ass. Youre probably one of them. Buy soap please its no expensive I promise
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
Can't you read stupid? I never said in the store... Prime example of the above lazy typical kroger employee. Go wash your ass
You're in the store and you said there aren't any customers around you IN THE STORE ASScociate. They're avoiding you for good reason ASScociate.
Yup just me shopping early in the morning so no one around in the store but ASSociates who just reek of smelly old ass. Youre probably one of them. Buy soap please its no expensive I promise
I've worked early shifts and I see customers come in, ASScociate. And I shower with soap every day, ASScociate. But you don't so that's why you are being avoided, ASScociate. Stop trying to convince yourself otherwise, buy soap, and use it, ASScociate.
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
Can't you read stupid? I never said in the store... Prime example of the above lazy typical kroger employee. Go wash your ass
You're in the store and you said there aren't any customers around you IN THE STORE ASScociate. They're avoiding you for good reason ASScociate.
Yup just me shopping early in the morning so no one around in the store but ASSociates who just reek of smelly old ass. Youre probably one of them. Buy soap please its no expensive I promise
I've worked early shifts and I see customers come in, ASScociate. And I shower with soap every day, ASScociate. But you don't so that's why you are being avoided, ASScociate. Stop trying to convince yourself otherwise, buy soap, and use it, ASScociate.
I'm very sure you smell like **** ASSociate. You've probably haven't bought soap since leaving mommy's home ASSociate. Maybe if you wiped your ass a bit better you wouldn't smell up the whole store ASSociate. And you don't work early shifts... fake news ASSociate.
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
Can't you read stupid? I never said in the store... Prime example of the above lazy typical kroger employee. Go wash your ass
You're in the store and you said there aren't any customers around you IN THE STORE ASScociate. They're avoiding you for good reason ASScociate.
Yup just me shopping early in the morning so no one around in the store but ASSociates who just reek of smelly old ass. Youre probably one of them. Buy soap please its no expensive I promise
I've worked early shifts and I see customers come in, ASScociate. And I shower with soap every day, ASScociate. But you don't so that's why you are being avoided, ASScociate. Stop trying to convince yourself otherwise, buy soap, and use it, ASScociate.
I'm very sure you smell like **** ASSociate. You've probably haven't bought soap since leaving mommy's home ASSociate. Maybe if you wiped your ass a bit better you wouldn't smell up the whole store ASSociate. And you don't work early shifts... fake news ASSociate.
No, no. You smell like piss and ****. That's why you still live in mommy's basement. And you're fake through and through. All you ever do is talk out of your ass. And yes I have worked opening shifts. And closing shifts. And midday shifts. But you're a smelly do-nothing ASScociate.
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
Can't you read stupid? I never said in the store... Prime example of the above lazy typical kroger employee. Go wash your ass
You're in the store and you said there aren't any customers around you IN THE STORE ASScociate. They're avoiding you for good reason ASScociate.
Yup just me shopping early in the morning so no one around in the store but ASSociates who just reek of smelly old ass. Youre probably one of them. Buy soap please its no expensive I promise
I've worked early shifts and I see customers come in, ASScociate. And I shower with soap every day, ASScociate. But you don't so that's why you are being avoided, ASScociate. Stop trying to convince yourself otherwise, buy soap, and use it, ASScociate.
I'm very sure you smell like **** ASSociate. You've probably haven't bought soap since leaving mommy's home ASSociate. Maybe if you wiped your ass a bit better you wouldn't smell up the whole store ASSociate. And you don't work early shifts... fake news ASSociate.
No, no. You smell like piss and ****. That's why you still live in mommy's basement. And you're fake through and through. All you ever do is talk out of your ass. And yes I have worked opening shifts. And closing shifts. And midday shifts. But you're a smelly do-nothing ASScociate.
You don't work any opening shifts more lies. Why don't you wash or wipe your ass? Are you allergic to soap? Do you like going to work smelling up your store? Do you like it when customers look at you with disgust and whisper to others it and that's you being the it smells like sh!t? Do let the truth upset you ASSociate, but rather change up your lifestyle.
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
Can't you read stupid? I never said in the store... Prime example of the above lazy typical kroger employee. Go wash your ass
You're in the store and you said there aren't any customers around you IN THE STORE ASScociate. They're avoiding you for good reason ASScociate.
Yup just me shopping early in the morning so no one around in the store but ASSociates who just reek of smelly old ass. Youre probably one of them. Buy soap please its no expensive I promise
I've worked early shifts and I see customers come in, ASScociate. And I shower with soap every day, ASScociate. But you don't so that's why you are being avoided, ASScociate. Stop trying to convince yourself otherwise, buy soap, and use it, ASScociate.
I'm very sure you smell like **** ASSociate. You've probably haven't bought soap since leaving mommy's home ASSociate. Maybe if you wiped your ass a bit better you wouldn't smell up the whole store ASSociate. And you don't work early shifts... fake news ASSociate.
No, no. You smell like piss and ****. That's why you still live in mommy's basement. And you're fake through and through. All you ever do is talk out of your ass. And yes I have worked opening shifts. And closing shifts. And midday shifts. But you're a smelly do-nothing ASScociate.
You don't work any opening shifts more lies. Why don't you wash or wipe your ass? Are you allergic to soap? Do you like going to work smelling up your store? Do you like it when customers look at you with disgust and whisper to others it and that's you being the it smells like sh!t? Do let the truth upset you ASSociate, but rather change up your lifestyle.
No. You always lie. Even to yourself. I do wash. And if you're allergic to soap you better see a doctor. Good luck with them coming near you for an examination. In fact, good luck getting off your lazy ass at all. Such an ASScociate talking nonsense.
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
Can't you read stupid? I never said in the store... Prime example of the above lazy typical kroger employee. Go wash your ass
You're in the store and you said there aren't any customers around you IN THE STORE ASScociate. They're avoiding you for good reason ASScociate.
Yup just me shopping early in the morning so no one around in the store but ASSociates who just reek of smelly old ass. Youre probably one of them. Buy soap please its no expensive I promise
I've worked early shifts and I see customers come in, ASScociate. And I shower with soap every day, ASScociate. But you don't so that's why you are being avoided, ASScociate. Stop trying to convince yourself otherwise, buy soap, and use it, ASScociate.
I'm very sure you smell like **** ASSociate. You've probably haven't bought soap since leaving mommy's home ASSociate. Maybe if you wiped your ass a bit better you wouldn't smell up the whole store ASSociate. And you don't work early shifts... fake news ASSociate.
No, no. You smell like piss and ****. That's why you still live in mommy's basement. And you're fake through and through. All you ever do is talk out of your ass. And yes I have worked opening shifts. And closing shifts. And midday shifts. But you're a smelly do-nothing ASScociate.
You don't work any opening shifts more lies. Why don't you wash or wipe your ass? Are you allergic to soap? Do you like going to work smelling up your store? Do you like it when customers look at you with disgust and whisper to others it and that's you being the it smells like sh!t? Do let the truth upset you ASSociate, but rather change up your lifestyle.
No. You always lie. Even to yourself. I do wash. And if you're allergic to soap you better see a doctor. Good luck with them coming near you for an examination. In fact, good luck getting off your lazy ass at all. Such an ASScociate talking nonsense.
Another day goes by and you still smell like sh!t. Sad ASSociate.
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
Can't you read stupid? I never said in the store... Prime example of the above lazy typical kroger employee. Go wash your ass
You're in the store and you said there aren't any customers around you IN THE STORE ASScociate. They're avoiding you for good reason ASScociate.
Yup just me shopping early in the morning so no one around in the store but ASSociates who just reek of smelly old ass. Youre probably one of them. Buy soap please its no expensive I promise
I've worked early shifts and I see customers come in, ASScociate. And I shower with soap every day, ASScociate. But you don't so that's why you are being avoided, ASScociate. Stop trying to convince yourself otherwise, buy soap, and use it, ASScociate.
I'm very sure you smell like **** ASSociate. You've probably haven't bought soap since leaving mommy's home ASSociate. Maybe if you wiped your ass a bit better you wouldn't smell up the whole store ASSociate. And you don't work early shifts... fake news ASSociate.
No, no. You smell like piss and ****. That's why you still live in mommy's basement. And you're fake through and through. All you ever do is talk out of your ass. And yes I have worked opening shifts. And closing shifts. And midday shifts. But you're a smelly do-nothing ASScociate.
You don't work any opening shifts more lies. Why don't you wash or wipe your ass? Are you allergic to soap? Do you like going to work smelling up your store? Do you like it when customers look at you with disgust and whisper to others it and that's you being the it smells like sh!t? Do let the truth upset you ASSociate, but rather change up your lifestyle.
No. You always lie. Even to yourself. I do wash. And if you're allergic to soap you better see a doctor. Good luck with them coming near you for an examination. In fact, good luck getting off your lazy ass at all. Such an ASScociate talking nonsense.
Another day goes by and you still smell like sh!t. Sad ASSociate.
Yes it does. Yes you do. And yes you are. A sad, smelly, lazy, ASScociate who lives in mommy's basement and enjoys their own sour stink. Such a pitiful waste of life.
I've come across employees who bathe and customers who don't. If you are constantly smelling people that stink, shop somewhere else to avoid it. If for whatever reason you can't or won't, then there's no help for you.
Honor our coupons expired, copied, or multiple coupons of the same item.
Rules are rules. If you don't like it, no help for you.
Bag our food the way we tell you.
Ok. If you want the bloody meat with the produce and the milk on top of the eggs, that's fine by me. If you complain later, no help for you.
Stop smelling like marijuana.
See above about the bathing.
Answer all questions when asked.
If I don't know about something I will find someone who would.
Don't tell us to wear masks we don't have to, but you all better!
And if you get the virus, no help for you.
there are never customers around....
You say there's no customers in the store and yet you are constantly bemoaning about what goes on there. That must mean that you are also an, as you so succinctly said, ASScociate.
Can't you read stupid? I never said in the store... Prime example of the above lazy typical kroger employee. Go wash your ass
You're in the store and you said there aren't any customers around you IN THE STORE ASScociate. They're avoiding you for good reason ASScociate.
Yup just me shopping early in the morning so no one around in the store but ASSociates who just reek of smelly old ass. Youre probably one of them. Buy soap please its no expensive I promise
I've worked early shifts and I see customers come in, ASScociate. And I shower with soap every day, ASScociate. But you don't so that's why you are being avoided, ASScociate. Stop trying to convince yourself otherwise, buy soap, and use it, ASScociate.
I'm very sure you smell like **** ASSociate. You've probably haven't bought soap since leaving mommy's home ASSociate. Maybe if you wiped your ass a bit better you wouldn't smell up the whole store ASSociate. And you don't work early shifts... fake news ASSociate.
No, no. You smell like piss and ****. That's why you still live in mommy's basement. And you're fake through and through. All you ever do is talk out of your ass. And yes I have worked opening shifts. And closing shifts. And midday shifts. But you're a smelly do-nothing ASScociate.
You don't work any opening shifts more lies. Why don't you wash or wipe your ass? Are you allergic to soap? Do you like going to work smelling up your store? Do you like it when customers look at you with disgust and whisper to others it and that's you being the it smells like sh!t? Do let the truth upset you ASSociate, but rather change up your lifestyle.
No. You always lie. Even to yourself. I do wash. And if you're allergic to soap you better see a doctor. Good luck with them coming near you for an examination. In fact, good luck getting off your lazy ass at all. Such an ASScociate talking nonsense.
Another day goes by and you still smell like sh!t. Sad ASSociate.
Yes it does. Yes you do. And yes you are. A sad, smelly, lazy, ASScociate who lives in mommy's basement and enjoys their own sour stink. Such a pitiful waste of life.
