Tired of the lunches being molested practically on a daily basis. So Im gonna take one of my turds From home and make a sh-it sandwich and stick it in the break room fridge for the next person who wants to steal. Ill have to warn others of the event.
1. Be sure to add lots and LOTS of seasoning to absorb the smell.
2. Mash up your turd and mix it in with your seasoning add mustard and mayo to your "****wich" and whatever else you usually add to your regular sandwich.
3. Put it in thr fridge but do NOT put your name on it.
4. Keep a regular lunch with you if possible.
Watch. When you see someone leave due to feeling ill, you'll have your thief.
*note: you do this at your own risk, and assume any and all reprocussions that can and will arise if you are caught.
I don't think op wants to frame anyone unless they seriously pissed him/her off. Me personally, I wouldn't put a name on the sh it sandwich.
I would personally make a ghost pepper sandwich with ghost pepper cheese and spread. They can do absolutely nothing about that. I love ghost peppers and when they TRY and FAIL to write me up, I'd show them I can eat the food no worries.
Then just to infuriate them even more, I'd use the write up as a napkin before disposing of it and walking out.
I don't think op wants to frame anyone unless they seriously pissed him/her off. Me personally, I wouldn't put a name on the sh it sandwich.
I would personally make a ghost pepper sandwich with ghost pepper cheese and spread. They can do absolutely nothing about that. I love ghost peppers and when they TRY and FAIL to write me up, I'd show them I can eat the food no worries.
Then just to infuriate them even more, I'd use the write up as a napkin before disposing of it and walking out.
Why don't you taint your normal sandwich (without poo in it) with something that causes people to sh-t instantly? When the grapevine goes around and reports someone had explosive diarrhea you'll know who the thief is.
Good idea. And laxatives can be chocolate flavored. Just put enough in to give them the sh*ts. You'll have your thief, but do not put your name on your lunchbag
To add icing on the cake, it would be cool for the thief to cook the turd sandwich in a microwave. They would get busted two ways -- stealing the sandwich and cooking a turd!
To add icing on the cake, it would be cool for the thief to cook the turd sandwich in a microwave. They would get busted two ways -- stealing the sandwich and cooking a turd!
Nice and gross lol. Some one else suggested tying the cooked turd to a balloon
