I help do the hiring at my store and one of them smelled like really bad butt.... during the store tour i notice the other new hires make a sick looking face and some were walking ahead of the group. a customer we walked past looked up and was alert of the smell and dropped her bananas. the butt smelling new h...
They actually have signs out in the lobby and front doors that say that and the new associate's name and department. Hey, customers, look, we hired new people! Yay!
I am a checker and today, before I even clocked in at work, I found an envelope in the parking lot. I checked inside and I kid you not, it had $300.00 cash. I checked around and no one seemed to have lost it. It had no ID or anything else. So therefore, I figure I have $300.00 extra cash in addition to my weekly p...
One of the long time cashiers at my store likes to often repeat this phrase, "I used to be a manager" to his/her friends and frequent customers he/she chats with. Now, call me crazy, but I find that to be an odd thing to say. I mean, it just raises so many questions. Used to be? What type of manager were you?...
As always the Palmolive soap was out of stock. I know its in the back room sitting on a green cart but you lazy pricks are to fat to roll your ass back there and get me a few bottles. Kroger needs to start issuing major wage cuts. Very unsatisfied customer right here!
Manager noticed some smoke coming from the restroom when he went in he saw on the counter a glass bowl with 2 big turds on fire just cooking if you will. He had to blow on it several times to put it out.
It only took them about a year. If not longer!!! Those glass doors had been busted this whole time. Our cigarette area is not in the service desk in our store. No, it's in the middle of the front end, between the registers. And since there's no door (there used to be one, but that was busted a month after I st...
Got hired a week ago and was given a 10 dollar gift card just for applying! Thing is I had 5 interviews at different krogers so i got a total of 50 bucks in GC's. I dont know what feed the human ghost is cause I didnt pay attention during training. I already forgot my id clock in number so I just write any time in...
I've been signing my pit inspections with Mickey Mouse and other celebrities' names. I figure that since our machines aren't working correctly and I was told that if we turn it in, they'll tag the machine out and take it away, so it's best that we just work with what we've got. I'm not going to sign my ac...
Anyone got any ideas on how to get a deer into the store (back room), releasing it, and not getting caught? I've been researching various magic books on some smoke and mirrors illusion ideas on how to pull off this prank in plain sight if you will.
IDK about you but here's how I work. Uscan shorts me a dime... "hey this thing shorted me a dime." [gets dime from attendant] Uscan clearly gives me more than my 20 cents change, ---grab it all, put it in pocket, leave, count profit later, out of camera sight. I realize we're talking about literal cha...
So how does meat cutter pay work? I just passed my cutting test, and management said it would be on the next paycheck. My department head said something about the full pay would be there after six months. I don't really know how it works honestly. Could someone explain please? Thanks, friends.
