Kroger Employee Forum

Anonymous

Mmmmmm... Fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human pussy again. But **** human pussy! I **** dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I **** them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds! I couldn't get no **** from serenity back then. S...

Anonymous

Well my first gay experience happened like this: I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it w...

Anonymous

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen? About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it d...

Anonymous

a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it'...

Anonymous

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her. By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was...

Anonymous

I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what kroger is or are simply newfags who don't know. kroger is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your ****ing livejournal kroger is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not ****ing YTMND kr...

Anonymous

kroger is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up. kroger is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside. kroger is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall. kroger is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher. kroger i...

Anonymous

oh my god kroger I just witnessed something horrible. Today I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her little Asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they...

Anonymous

When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers co...

Anonymous

I'm an Alpha male /b/. And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons yo...

Anonymous

hen I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we start...

Anonymous

I know coming to /b/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends. Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her...

krogervet1982 · Anonymous

i use to get mad and called them lazy. now i just accept the fact that the blacks have no work ethics. i have to work harder and carry them on my back. if we were playing a game of basketball they would beat me with no problem. why cant they use that energy at the work place. they cry about showing up and hide al...

starsandfire · starsandfire

Fortune has truly smiled upon me this week, for I do not have to deal with the front end at ALL! Thank Goddess. I'm File Maintenance all week, at my store and a couple others with their pre-Inventoryness, and I could not be happier. I've been trained for just about everything on the front end and though I d...

Krims0nKid · Krims0nKid

Today, it finally hit me...I really HATE stocking bread. First of all, today...I had NINE stacks of bread to stock..Nine of them, that is nuts. I hate taking them...trying to push them into the aisle with a dolley, dodging people. I hate stocking them in shelves, I hate pushing the empties and backsto...

Anonymous

Have you ever recived a call at 5:30 in the morning? Have you ever recived a call at 5:30 and it was Kroger on the other side? This has happened more than once at my house. And they have the stupidity to call my HOUSE phone. I wish the people who were put in charge at these Krogers would have some respect! I am s...

oldtoys1961 · Anonymous

So this June, it will be my 2 years at kroger. I have senrority over most of the people there because people typically stay at my Kroger for 6 months or less. Ever since I turned 16 in March and starting asking for more hours I or to transfer departments (which apparently have no more room but they are hirin...

FileGuy800 · FileGuy800

I have to admit, Its one job I haven't done. Someone please satisfy my curiosity. What's involved other than putting product on the shelves? How do you start out the night? How many trucks? How many members on the stock crew and what type of schedule do you keep? What paperwork (key retailing?) is invol...

deliman · deliman

Why does the CEO take as much money as he does? Does he realize that if he actually paid his workers more than minimum wage they would be happy and in return without even thinking about it we would be a lot nicer to customers.... we would probably also do a much better job then we have been doing. I am trying t...

FileGuy800 · Anonymous

I got off my shift and she took her lunch. We then proceeded to fu*k in my truck around behind the store in an apartment parking lot. Several people already know this. Could I get fired over this? I mean we didn't do it on Kroger property.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	the big ol deli (Preview) Mmmmmm... Fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human pussy again. But ** human pussy! I dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds! I couldn't get no ** from serenity back then. S...	Anonymous	0	1166	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	hrmm (Preview) Well my first gay experience happened like this: I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it w...	Anonymous	0	957	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	new cooking line (Preview) Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen? About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it d...	Anonymous	1	1064	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	does anyone have (Preview) a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it'...	Anonymous	0	1036	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	Fruity-o's (Preview) when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her. By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was...	Anonymous	0	981	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	you idiots figure it out (Preview) I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what kroger is or are simply newfags who don't know. kroger is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your **ing livejournal kroger is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not **ing YTMND kr...	Anonymous	2	1267	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	kroger is (Preview) kroger is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up. kroger is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside. kroger is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall. kroger is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher. kroger i...	Anonymous	0	1102	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	oh my god (Preview) oh my god kroger I just witnessed something horrible. Today I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her little Asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they...	Anonymous	2	1336	Mar 1, 2010 by Anonymous
	anyone in dairy (Preview) When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers co...	Anonymous	0	1396	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	so (Preview) I'm an Alpha male /b/. And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons yo...	Anonymous	1	1159	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	i need your help (Preview) hen I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we start...	Anonymous	3	1247	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	hey (Preview) I know coming to /b/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends. Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her...	Anonymous	0	1081	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	black people working for kroger (Preview) i use to get mad and called them lazy. now i just accept the fact that the blacks have no work ethics. i have to work harder and carry them on my back. if we were playing a game of basketball they would beat me with no problem. why cant they use that energy at the work place. they cry about showing up and hide al...	Anonymous	3	1427	May 13, 2009 by krogervet1982
	tiny bit of ranting (Preview) Fortune has truly smiled upon me this week, for I do not have to deal with the front end at ALL! Thank Goddess. I'm File Maintenance all week, at my store and a couple others with their pre-Inventoryness, and I could not be happier. I've been trained for just about everything on the front end and though I d...	starsandfire	1	1187	May 11, 2009 by sewphisticate
	I Hate You Bread! (Preview) Today, it finally hit me...I really HATE stocking bread. First of all, today...I had NINE stacks of bread to stock..Nine of them, that is nuts. I hate taking them...trying to push them into the aisle with a dolley, dodging people. I hate stocking them in shelves, I hate pushing the empties and backsto...	Krims0nKid	5	1673	Jun 6, 2009 by Anonymous
	Have you ever.... (Preview) Have you ever recived a call at 5:30 in the morning? Have you ever recived a call at 5:30 and it was Kroger on the other side? This has happened more than once at my house. And they have the stupidity to call my HOUSE phone. I wish the people who were put in charge at these Krogers would have some respect! I am s...	Anonymous	2	1095	May 17, 2009 by Anonymous
	Not Working...(kinda long) Kroger employee favorites Not working Car Annoying People Crap Effed Up Jank! (Preview) So this June, it will be my 2 years at kroger. I have senrority over most of the people there because people typically stay at my Kroger for 6 months or less. Ever since I turned 16 in March and starting asking for more hours I or to transfer departments (which apparently have no more room but they are hirin...	Anonymous	13	3311	May 13, 2009 by oldtoys1961
	Night stock questions (Preview) I have to admit, Its one job I haven't done. Someone please satisfy my curiosity. What's involved other than putting product on the shelves? How do you start out the night? How many trucks? How many members on the stock crew and what type of schedule do you keep? What paperwork (key retailing?) is invol...	FileGuy800	6	2108	May 13, 2009 by Anonymous
	if kroger is a billion dollar industry....... (Preview) Why does the CEO take as much money as he does? Does he realize that if he actually paid his workers more than minimum wage they would be happy and in return without even thinking about it we would be a lot nicer to customers.... we would probably also do a much better job then we have been doing. I am trying t...	deliman	11	1641	Jun 11, 2009 by Anonymous
	I had sex with a cashier. (Preview) I got off my shift and she took her lunch. We then proceeded to fu*k in my truck around behind the store in an apartment parking lot. Several people already know this. Could I get fired over this? I mean we didn't do it on Kroger property.	Anonymous	1	2172	May 10, 2009 by FileGuy800
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