This has never happened to me before. But yeah, here I am on Uscan, thinking it's 8pm. And then boom, before I know it, I look at the clock, it's effing 9:02pm. HOLY ****!!!! And OMG, there's a long line of people waiting on my Uscan and I have to shut 'em down in time for me to catch the bus! I normally start s...
I love pooping. I like getting off. I enjoy money. Does anyone else make sure to spend one hour of their shift in the bathroom every day? Haha, take that you robot comanager! You ain't got nothing on me even if you are a Kroger built cyborg sent to catch us being bad!
I'm sure most of you keep track of your times while running grocery. We write ours on little squares of paper. Whenever I'm the guy who has to enter the times, I could give two ****s. I don't have time to do math to subtract break times. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do when Bob worked a cart for an...
"there is a call for the floral department parked on 113" "there is a call for the floral department parked on 113" "there is a call for the floral department parked on 113" "there is a call for the floral department parked on 113" How damned hard is it for someone from produce to pick up the phone if the flo...
I'm sure others will relate. I'm in the Louisville division. They send text messages that only people in Louisville will relate to. "wear red to support the redbirds" Newsflash, nobody outside of the Lou gives a damn about the redbirds. Here's another: "Murray's cheese 15% off" I've neve...
i think Kroger should lower minimum wage. A lot of the employees dont deserve what it is today. With the reduced pay this will make associates appreciate their job more and respect the company more. What do you all think?
I work at food4less in san diego california and we have a employee bathroom that only the P.O.S. can use he puts a padlock on it and doesn't give the code to anyone he uses company money to buy these locks and I say locks because he has more then 10 of them anyways so I have been taking these locks off so that th...
Even though Dilbert is in a different line of work (whatever that is, is never really made clear) and he doesn't work for Kroger, but this somehow sounds vaguely familiar. Anyone here ever have a boss (manager, lead, co-manager, supervisor---whatever) that this reminds you of??????????? http:/...
Best thing to do regarding what I believe is just one troll here, is what's been being advised all along: either ignore him or geek him back. Absolutely no point in getting mad. O.G. Troll
I was able to stack all these printed coupons today at checkout and manage to walk out with 200.00 dollars worth of stuff while i only paid 40 bucks! The cashier will probably get fired for it but it saved me tons woot!!
It's 8pm, and they wanted to know if we had more of X in the back. She was adamant she wanted to know. So I told her the truth, they're not in stock. She didn't believe me. I told her more of the truth, that the managers are busy in the back or somewhere off the floor and that paging them won't get them to come and...
What is the average length of hiring process/training at your store? When I was hired a little over a year ago, I had to wait 3 days for a drug/background check to come back 1 1/2 days of computer lessons and work with one of the others for a couple days. Now they say it is 2 weeks for new hires.
In another thread, a rude associate decided to insult me and make assumptions about my lifestyle.Anonymous wrote: Actually it is your problem because you are too fat to walk. I bet you are on Food Stamps too. First, I would like to say that if this associate has any guts, they will reveal their distric...
I'm three weeks new and realized a couple days in that my store is a cluster. I've asked four different people who might be writing my schedule and I've gotten four different answers - none of which is correct. I need specific days off in the future and, since I'm new, I can't put them into e-schedule. A...
I wait till around close since i have the privilege of working till midnight every F N night and get on the salvage trailer since our store drop and hooks the trailers for our morning trucks, and i take a DUMP on a stack of empty pallets, piss on the bales of cardboard, gotta love the deli food, and the lack o...
2 months ago a much older co-worker put his hands on me back in the meat cooler. He came up from behind me, while i was bent over, and grabs me by my hips and squeezed. I scream....he laughs! "Whys your face so red"? I tell management. Store manager pulls this guy into office (two weeks later) and gives him a...
